Sunday, August 20, 2006

ME! (Still Crumpled)


ME! This is me! Sigh. I'll Blog later, dudes.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Happy Birthday, Felicia!

At the age of 14, Felicia is a very sensible girl.
One of the nicest young ladies in FKY. Good sister too..
Just that she doesn't appreciate my kiss. Humph.
You'll learn, dear girl. HAHA! Enjoy ur day!

See Chris Bliss juggles?
I'm gonna do it one year from now. Watch me.


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Sunday, August 06, 2006

DECISIONS


How many times do u make decisions per day?

More than you think you do..

Take this morning for an example. I DECIDED to reach for my handphone instead of my alarm clock to check the time (cos with handphone, i can also check my messages.. Smart,eh?). When i found out it's 9am, i DECIDED to get out of bed. On my way to the toilet, i DECIDED to get myself a glass of water before i proceed..

See, within two mintues, i made three decisions! There could be more! Those that i fail to realise? Hey.. ever jaywalk? Or try crossing on a flashing green-man? When the vehicle is 80 metres from you and nearer, travelling at 60km/hr, you DECIDED to dash across or not to cross. Didn't you judge whether if you could make the dash? Uh huh?

Learnt something here? Human beings are judgmental creatures..like it or not..

Hm. I'm still figuring out what else i can do to make my blog look fancier. But another part of me wants to be a minimalist.. Ha, guess what? I'll stick to simplicity at its best! (DECISION made!) Know why? Wanna know why?

Cos` i'm lazy.. Hehe.
"Do it for me, Jamie!"
Afterall, you are the one that encouraged this blogspot.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Cleanest Stretch Of Intestine



The first thing i'm gonna blog about here is about my upset stomach? Oh well, fine..

It all started last week, 30/7/06...

So i had dinner with Wilson, my buddy, at Marina Square's food court. We ordered noodles as that's was what i wanted to have even the week before..(but he somehow managed to convince me to try out the grilled chicken rice that day.. 23/7/06.) Uh huh.

So i finally got to order my bah-chor-mee while he got his abalone noodle.. While waiting for our meals, we were chatting about my break-up (that's another day's blog).. when the stall holder interrupted, "uncle treats you eat wanton" [direct chinese translation]. With gratitude, i thanked him with my famous "謝謝!" with an exclamation..

So i happily gave Wilson 1 of my 3 free dumplings.. and the next thing i know, it was tuesday, i'm a big time toilet ambassador shitting my way to 3 days MC! Vomited, had fever, dehydrating, and the sharpest pain that i've ever felt; above my abdomen.. Excruciating, people.. So bad that i took 3 different types of pain killers at the same time.. Apologised to Jamie as i once promised not to consume them.. "Hey Jamie, it's worse than menstrual cramps, alright.. Not that i've been there.." Metaphorical.. Haha..

Well.. not a very good topic to kick off with, huh. But life's a bitch..at least recently. But i'm gonna get all well and going..very very soon. No shit..literally..